Lenormand Called It: Zoran In, Cuomo Out

Let’s talk about what went down in the New York mayoral primary—because once again, Lenormand did not stutter, and neither did I.

Deck used: Lustrous Lenormand by Ciro Marchetti

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In a private video I shared only with my paid subscribers (because trolls can stay broke and outside), I walked through a Lenormand reading that accurately forecasted Zohran Mamdani’s win. What I didn’t include publicly—until now—was what the cards had to say about Andrew Cuomo. Spoiler alert: It wasn’t good for him. Or the crumbling shell of establishment Democrats he’s attached to.

Zohran’s Spread: Clear as Day

For Zohran Mamdani, the cards sang like a choir:

• Child – Signifying youth, new energy, and clearly representing Zohran himself.

• Dog – Loyal base. This man has a community that rides for him.

• Key + Stork – This combo screams “elevation,” “promotion,” and “next stage.” In Lenormand, Stork is your promotion card and Key is the guarantee. Together? Victory lap.

• Moon – Reputation, public image, admiration. In other words, people see him and like what they see.

When read in pairs (as Lenormand should be—Tarot girlies take note), this reading clearly pointed to Zohran advancing to the next round. Simple. Direct. Surgical.

Cuomo’s Cards? RIP to That Man’s Career

Now here’s the bit I saved for the vault: Andrew Cuomo’s reading was the spiritual equivalent of getting escorted out of the building.

• Clouds – Confusion, shady reputation, murky vibes all around.

• Coffin – Full stop. Hard no. End of the road.

• Stork – Usually a good card, but when it’s chasing the Coffin? Dead-end elevation. Like promoting a ghost.

• Shadow Card: Child – A nod back to Zohran. His energy is literally underneath Cuomo’s reading.

Translation? Not only is Cuomo not going anywhere—he’s being eclipsed by new energy. This was the cards giving him the “thank you for your service, now please go” treatment. And honestly? That felt prophetic.

A Note on Learning Lenormand

Lenormand is not read like Tarot. The Lustrous Lenormand deck by Ciro Marchetti is gorgeous but way too advanced for beginners. Lenormand isn’t about interpreting art—it’s about precise symbol pairings that don’t care how pretty the deck looks.

I’ll be doing a tutorial soon on which decks to use if you want to read Lenormand properly (without spiraling into aesthetic confusion).

Final Thoughts

Every time I read an election with Lenormand, I’m reminded why I trust it over Tarot for fast, sharp, political predictions. Tarot gives you the why and the moodboard. Lenormand gives you the damn answer.

And this time? It told us loud and clear:

✅ Mamdani moves forward.
❌ Cuomo’s campaign? DoA.

So tell your friends, tell your group chats: The cards don’t lie. And neither do I.